CUBOY: HOT PANTS
A Cutoy to celebrate the release of Cuboy Hot Pants! wooo!
☺ EXCLUSIVE FACEBUTT CUTOY ☺
We highly recommend wearing a mask akin to that of a Mexican wrestler, then destroying things (such as decorative vases) with a swift butt from your face. Or, just get the Cutoy from the game CUBOY: FACEBUTT.
Bring the award-winning cartoon into you own home. Cutoys are paper toys you can download, print-out and build yourself! This first one, Cuboy, features a set of replaceable ties!
BOSS B McBOSS
Are you self-employed and lacking direction in your life? Print out your very own Boss and stick him infront of your workstation. Guarateed to improve productivity by 4%.
In Cuboy episode 2, we see Super Tom barely being able to fly. And true to form, this paper cutoy has about the same level of ability.
We've brought King Pete from the Edible Castle into the cube world!
Yeah I know! It's totally awesome!
No seriously, that's gross, I'm going to puke.
This cutoy comes with an fabulous top hat accessory. You can even use it yourself as a real hat (if you've got a 2 inch head with slots- you freak!)
Meoooww! This Cutoy makes for a perfect mouse deterrent. 1.Wait for mouse. 2.Throw cutoy at mouse.